Time for some funnies

Sometimes life is just too serious and depressing. Thank goodness we have the promises of heaven and life with Jesus after this life is over.
And...just to help those of you who aren't having the best time...I have some funnies for you...

(from my chiro newsletter)...

Actual announcements seen in church newsletters:

Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the St. Martin's Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downtairs.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Father Jack's sermons.

The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The priest unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my pledge - Up yours"

and lastly....

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.

Hope I got some giggles out.
Have a fun day.